10 Reasons Why You Should Never Go to the Gym
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There are tons of good reasons for not going to the gym. Here are just a few tongue-in-cheek “reasons” you should never go to the gym..
l. You Might Lose Weight
Who wants to lose weight? Not you! No, you’re happy being 10 (or 20 or 30 or 40+) pounds overweight. Going to the gym would ruin all of that cushiness.
2. You Might Have to Buy New Clothes
New clothes? Who wants new clothes? Shabby, faded, out of style clothes are the way to go!!!
3. You Might Feel Better About Yourself
Now, you know that you feel just fine the way you are. You don’t need to lose weight OR workout to feel better about yourself. In fact, the bigger and more out of shape you are, the better you feel!
4. Your Blood Pressure and Cholesterol Levels Might Improve
So what if your blood pressure is a little high. Who cares if your cholesterol is through the roof. It makes life more exciting wondering whether you’re going to collapse from a heart attack tomorrow.
5. You Might Make New Friends
You have plenty of friends! No they are not working out. No, they’re not that health-conscious. But that’s what makes you get along so well. You don’t try to change each other.